L is for Lies : everyone does it . . especially about thur lazy herps and gonoreeeeeaaaaaa. and L is for Lip my stocking!: oh no don't touch me mr bob harris don't toucha meeehhh.
M is for Ma Nigga!: did you just shout the last geisha or woody? xoxo
N is for Niggawhodafuckyouthinkyouare?!wetoosmallofatowntobecominupinhere
withyourballsallshinyandyour180degreesundercutfresh.niggaweallequalinthisshit
hole: "bitch you aint no barbie I see you work at Arbie's, Number 2 super size hurry up im starvin!"
O is for Oah aaaaaayyy: other way of sayin honest ta huuuuuu i won 300 dollars credit to call samoa after i used 10 bucks to call aunty tala den i LiKe WenT On Da rAdiO PaCifIc AnD eNTereD Da ComPEtiTioN aNd I wOn!!
P is for Puh-leeze: oh youre a model? puh-leeze your friend just took some photos of you for their photography assignment that they forgot to do so it was last minute day before shoot and you were the only person avaliable cos you aint got no education.
Q is for ............................... yeah it is indeed not a real letter. they just have it hanging around so it can mind fuck you into thinking paranoid thoughts and theories of whhhhhhhyyyy???!!!! whhaaaaattt???? whoooo???? hooowwww????? and then you turn into psyduck cos of so much mindfucking confusion PPPPSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R is for Rapist: bitch youre too awkward to make the first move? Here baby relax, unwind ima give you a token for some free rape from yours truelly. Or .. . . . . bitch im krunk and i aint gonna finish but you better lie there . . oh shit i cant balance properly.
S is Suga suga how'd you get so fflllyyyy: stop bashing the baby.
T is for Techron: oa oa oa oa you too poor fo some drugs but you wanna be a gee? look at the lawnmower: sniff dat techron you Mo'ron.
U is for Undercut 360: like i can hang out with you and you guys dont shunnings warehouse ma ass but seriously look at my haircut. im fucking way too mature and a good person to get phased by your insane drugging and drinking yet you still sit there in a pyramid formation on your friends and act to cool to be wasted even though deep down inside youre frittering out about if people think youre cool and praying they havent noticed that your necklace is actually a new one from a mainstream store not an op shop. sheeeeeiiit.
V is for Vengabus: wheres the bus stop? I wanna cake face and a cowboy outfit too wing waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
W is for Wigga: gimme suma dat vanilla ice cream and il dip you in ma huuuurrrsheys chocolate sauce mmmmhmmmmm
X is for X Factor: can you do this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXhm3GeENyg well then get da fuck out of ma club beeeeeeeetttch!!
Y is for Yeeeeeeeeeee Nika: it refers to a traditonal term used by our forfathers in which they would say they would much be delighted to attend this party with drunk easy sluts and flash phones to steal.
Z is for Zoltan!: the meaning and hand symbol and alumini is too secret I cannot give anymore information out. fuck yew.
This alphabet was brought to by the letter C which I forgot to write is the 2nd to most important wordingnessword COOK THA RICE!!: when guests come over no matter who or what always have a 10kg bag of rice ready to cook it to feed your guests and be hospitibal or else god will punish you!
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