Switchfoot - Dare You To Move

I dare you to sing an emotional slit-my-wrist-and-hang-myself-by-a-noose song in your timidly sensitive fagnuts annoying accent...

OH FUCK!

Lloyd - Lay It Down

fuck (gucci) mane this post is bought to ou by the theme NIGGAICANTSLEEP! so ima go not sleep for a week cos im a peymp and a loyalty card holder at dunk-in-dat donuts. christmas is soooooo good but itl make you fat so you gotta go on the donut and ah ah ah ah ah alcahol diet the week before so you literally sniff and your full with merryness and gladness and good tidings we bring to you and your king wing wish yew a maryjblidge christmas and a happy new yeah! and just like kirko . . . . bangz you gotta fill up a bitch with some lovin to make dem full so these are all good dieting tips to make sure youre able to reward yourself on that special day with two slices of ham and one scoop (teaspoon not serving tablespoon size) of truffle. get it in yaaaaaaaaaaaaah. oh whaaat? wur the whitty link to the song theme/title you say? weeeellll when your in church and you so fucked from the week the "o come all ye faithful" and other hymns (timelife collection of midnight catholosism club bangas edition vol 24) turn into "LAAAAYYYY YOOUURRR HEEEAAAAAAD ON MA PILLOOOOW" and also cos you were thinking about rape and beds and people saying la yo heeeaaaad on ma pillow ima romeo yo ass. and youre like but i fuckin have been fuckin stuck at the lock in at the taj mahal for fuckin ages and i just wanna break a wall with a sledge hammer and escape and get like bow legged after m pet cat being a sahara desert with no office water cooler around at all!
merry xx mas







fuck yew

Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

Sniffing the kind of doughnuts that make you lose 5 kgs instantly and then being all hungover depressed and wah (HDW Syndrome) right on christmas eve but still managing to be there for family to do midnight mass caroleings because that's what the spirit of christmas is all about! awwww do you need a handkerchief with that? and then the added bonus fly-buy points of having your phone dead from being such a geisha that loses their memoirs of their night and cant for the life of me figure out how the heck i managed to spend so much money in a span of few hours and when you finally charge it and you turn it on, a slew of messages from people that usually nek minnit you suddenly text you making your phone vibrate as if you bought it from the adult shop instead of harvey norman like normal people with normal phones that vibrate normally not for like 10 minutes non-stop that you think your phone is gonna have a stroke, because they feel compelled to keep in good standing with one and all of humanity so that they can booking reserve their ticket to heaven so that when they do the massive mission walk up the stairway to heaven, st peter waiting at the gate can't be like "oah oah oah oah oah santa said you weren't good this christmas so we can't let you in coz you're not undercut enough."
then you'd be like "no let me in bitch ill shave my head 360 degrees right now!"
nah-uh! doesn't work that way!

Ne-Yo - Do You

that was pretty funny seeing you the other weekend and your oah oah oah oah oah oah general awkwardness. are you like socially retarded too? stop putting this song on repeat on your ipod even though its on shuffle but it the only song you downloaded and some shitcunt indiepussysexuallydisabledallacousticslowsonglikegrzzlybearbutgayur(cos i actually like grizzly bear). stop anxiety breathing and being so obviously socially retarded and awkward around me. nah you can do it. it entertains me but if i see you more than once within a week il have to blog more passionate hate sheeeyat up. who cuuurrrs. yeah thats right i just geisha-ed 3 different types of geisha and im fuckin flying and you just got a beer and a speech impediment, i couldnt even focus or see properly but i dont need fucking glasses bitch. you know why? cos il get laser eye surgery so i can permanently see properly when i geisha ma face cos knock knock. whos there? money thats who!! fuck yew.

Nari&Milani And Cristian Marchi With Max C - Let It Rain [HQ] (OFFICIAL ...

y 4 u take what i say so literally?

and y 4 u take your lyrics so literally in your music video?

Dumdums - You Do Something To Me

christmas always makes me feel so uppity!
yay!

Blaque - As If

ummmm maybe i'm not being clear?!

Kirko Bangz - Play Me

fuk yew! stop with the mind games already!
you're not the game ok! so stop trying to act like you need to be on a higher level up than me, coz you're a noob at relationships which is why you constantly have to make it rain on me with your material things like your flash apartment and ghurrmeyh food and the bmw convertible you just had to rental car for our road trip going to all these cheap backpacker places where they do a head-turn in our general direction with what the fuck written across their foreheads coz they are too broke to comprehend the value of a roofless car so fuk yew i dont need you im an independent film indie undercut women throw yo hands up at me!

J. Cole - Work Out

<<insert massive rant about how you can't resolve a recent issue about us because you're too fukin stubborn>>

Rihanna - Rude Boy

if someone says "tunnnnee" near me il smack their face wif a chandle (samoan for jandal for you white liberals xxxx)

come on rude boy iz you big enough

Mike Jones - Still Tippin Official Music Video

Speaking of pioneers like kirko . . . .. . . . baaaannngggzzzzz, mike jones who? mike joooonneesss will be like part of the pioneer shit our kids will listen to. and theyll be like dad dad dad daddddddaaaaaaayyyyy i wished i totes lived in your time when mike jones first made popular that lowremixslowvoice that everyone used after to be popular and fetch not fuch like t pain chopping and screwing his dreads with different shades of blonde (EeeWwwwwwwwwwwwwww) and choop chop chop chopped and sscrewwing his many different pairs of glasses cos he needs some variety for his deformity he was born with which is the same eye deformity cyclops from x men was born with. t pain needed to wear "stunnah shadez" on all the time cos if he takes them off then he couldn seriously injure that stripper he was in love with with his lazer beam cyclops powered (by mercury energy tm) eyeballs.

Shawty what u think about that?

Kirko Bangz - Drank In My Cup (Official Video)

I juzzz want a mayne that whispers sweet nothings to me like I'm G'd up, East up
Fossil pants, I'm hard as rock. no fucking general nerd sheeeeyyat.

pee esssssss: fuck the beatles. kirko . . . . . baaaaaaannngggzzzz (remix low voice effect thing) is the best musician in history. ma kids will be listening to this cos itl be like salty and cool to listen to oldschool classic music from the best musician in hhheeeeessssttttooooorrrriiieeeeee and have like tributes to kirko bangz at venues when cool musicians of the future do covers of his intellectually stimulating music and the kids will be like oah ma gaaawwwd kirko bangz was like the P-I-O-N-E-E-R of eating dat shit like a won ton and everything that is good music today! oh ma gaaawwwd mom mom mom mommmmmyyyyyyy i so totes wished i lived in your time when there was proper good music like kirko . . . .. . baaaannnngggzzz not like nowdays (the futuretron when our next generation kids are alive) when everyones just tryna like copy the past influencial bands like kirko . . . . . . . . . . baaaannnngggzzzzzz.

Dr Dre - Xxplosive

Fuk yew government shitcunt. Just cos Im already climbing the ladder to my dream career successfully and i dont want to climb the wendys drive thru ladder to eventually make it to fucking head honcho of the fry cooker after 2 years and 2 kids popped out of my precious lily you wanna punish me??
you??!! you nigga? wanna punish ma ass??!!
So you wanna force me to pack n save ma ass for years so im off the dole and not persue my career and end up fucking depressed with all these iligit to quit childrens with 4 different baby daddays and a donut and alcahol addiction and suicidal so i won't be able to work then sifs takes lil lelani and romeo and lil left eye unicorn the 3rd and ma other babies off me and i have to go on the sickness benefit??!!!! That doesnt make sense fuckface. Don't make me come down to your orifice office and fuckin mix your face with my aunt betties just add milk cake mix fist!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!

(wing waaaaa)

Set Adrift On Memory Bliss - PM Dawn

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my bandwidth limit has been reached.

suddenly, I'm set adrift on memory bliss of DIAL-UP SPEED NIKA!

Pieter T - Let You Go

I wish I could just let you go...

But you are way too invaluable for my blogging material.

Today is brought to you by the letter P for Possessive. It's when people come to your house to take away your shit because you haven't paid for your credit card bills.

It's also whenever I'm at the same party as you and you suddenly cockblock me from getting any decent babes by hanging around me all the time even though I don't owe you anything so stop trying to be like baycorp whenever im out! DUCK!

Rihanna - We Found Love ft. Calvin Harris

Oh ma gawsh I like take so much drugs and Im so crazy and Im the only girl in the woooorrrrllld you thaynk of cos im so puurfect for your general nerdness cos we're like opposites, and they say opposites attract. Nigga im on pluto, you on fuckin saturn with the fuckin rings of general unbullied nerdness. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE THIS CRAZY PIE TO CUT INTO FAGGOTARIAN BUCH, SO PUT YOUR SLITHER CUTTER BACK AND GO CUT SOME THATSSSSSNOTHAPPENINGQUELIME PIE.

Oi! not a big piece, don't be greedy.

Chingy - One Call Away

you . . . could . . . . roll . . . with . . . me . . if I COULD TOLERATE YO EXSISTENCE!

PART TWO OF DA DICK-SIANA-RY. D@ $AGA CONTINUEZ

K is for Kekekekek: nigga you got no lyf? no wife? no rice? its all good put that blade down world of warcrack will help you feel like you belong and you can kek (orc language in wow for LOL) about those times you were crying rocking backwards and forth, twitching while listening to avril lavigne.

L is for Lies : everyone does it . . especially about thur lazy herps and gonoreeeeeaaaaaa. and L is for Lip my stocking!: oh no don't touch me mr bob harris don't toucha meeehhh.

M is for Ma Nigga!: did you just shout the last geisha or woody? xoxo

N is for Niggawhodafuckyouthinkyouare?!wetoosmallofatowntobecominupinhere

withyourballsallshinyandyour180degreesundercutfresh.niggaweallequalinthisshit

hole: "bitch you aint no barbie I see you work at Arbie's, Number 2 super size hurry up im starvin!"

O is for Oah aaaaaayyy: other way of sayin honest ta huuuuuu i won 300 dollars credit to call samoa after i used 10 bucks to call aunty tala den i LiKe WenT On Da rAdiO PaCifIc AnD eNTereD Da ComPEtiTioN aNd I wOn!!

P is for Puh-leeze: oh youre a model? puh-leeze your friend just took some photos of you for their photography assignment that they forgot to do so it was last minute day before shoot and you were the only person avaliable cos you aint got no education.

Q is for ............................... yeah it is indeed not a real letter. they just have it hanging around so it can mind fuck you into thinking paranoid thoughts and theories of whhhhhhhyyyy???!!!! whhaaaaattt???? whoooo???? hooowwww????? and then you turn into psyduck cos of so much mindfucking confusion PPPPSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R is for Rapist: bitch youre too awkward to make the first move? Here baby relax, unwind ima give you a token for some free rape from yours truelly. Or .. . . . . bitch im krunk and i aint gonna finish but you better lie there . . oh shit i cant balance properly.

S is Suga suga how'd you get so fflllyyyy: stop bashing the baby.

T is for Techron: oa oa oa oa you too poor fo some drugs but you wanna be a gee? look at the lawnmower: sniff dat techron you Mo'ron.

U is for Undercut 360: like i can hang out with you and you guys dont shunnings warehouse ma ass but seriously look at my haircut. im fucking way too mature and a good person to get phased by your insane drugging and drinking yet you still sit there in a pyramid formation on your friends and act to cool to be wasted even though deep down inside youre frittering out about if people think youre cool and praying they havent noticed that your necklace is actually a new one from a mainstream store not an op shop. sheeeeeiiit.

V is for Vengabus: wheres the bus stop? I wanna cake face and a cowboy outfit too wing waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

W is for Wigga: gimme suma dat vanilla ice cream and il dip you in ma huuuurrrsheys chocolate sauce mmmmhmmmmm

X is for X Factor: can you do this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXhm3GeENyg well then get da fuck out of ma club beeeeeeeetttch!!

Y is for Yeeeeeeeeeee Nika: it refers to a traditonal term used by our forfathers in which they would say they would much be delighted to attend this party with drunk easy sluts and flash phones to steal.

Z is for Zoltan!: the meaning and hand symbol and alumini is too secret I cannot give anymore information out. fuck yew.

This alphabet was brought to by the letter C which I forgot to write is the 2nd to most important wordingnessword COOK THA RICE!!: when guests come over no matter who or what always have a 10kg bag of rice ready to cook it to feed your guests and be hospitibal or else god will punish you!

Nu Addishons 2 Da DICK-SIANA-RY (PARTIAL NIGGA-SIANA-RY edition)

A is for Alligator: which is better than snakeskin nika http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9gryaR33JY&feature=relmfu

B is for Bawsy: coz ima baws http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSgp-IIgr4I&ob=av3e

C is for Can I have some of your cookie, can I have some of yo pie, may I take the furst slice: when encountered by a babe you eye rape the shit out of them and anxiety breathe cos theyre too fineass for you and you get nervous so say nothing and anxiety breathe then run away and eye rape from a distance and say this under you anxiety breath.

D is for Duck or Dunkin Donuts: Duck as is when someone tries to holla at you (in YOUR case being a general nerd and waiting till your prey is wasted as fuck then "looking after them because you care") and you are not keen so youre like no booty calls duck. Dunkin blah blah for when youre like "oh what you up to tonight?" "just drinking" NEK MINNUT ...................... MEMOIRS OF A GEISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TIL 6 IN THE MORNING

E is for Eh : which is a shit way to spell "ay" if you sound out the word IT DOES NOT SPELL E-H!! EH LITERALLY SPELLS EH NOT AAAAYYYY GET YO FUKIN COLLINS DICTIONARY CHECKED OUT YOU ILLERTERATE FUCK. FUCK YEW!

F is for Fallaffell: if you dont know how to speak samoan just say that everyso often joined with random known samoan words and say it as fast as forests autistic brace legs can run.

G is for Get theeeeaaaaaa: if you want to get somewhere say it don't spray it with weed killa.

H is for Hollaaaa: used in replacement of yay or yuh il see you later if you are white and not a ganster its soooo alty cool to say it cos its totes ironic cos you use gangsta sayings but you listen to joy division duuuuuuuude

I is for In my day i wasnt a cunt: they start cake facing and indie fagging themselves at such a young age.

J is for Jajajajajajajaja: "im well spanish" laughter.

To be contuniued after i go to the dole office

Kirko Bangz - What Yo Name Iz? [Official Music Video]

Apparently every girl a rapper sings about these days is anonymous. y 4?

Pretty Lil Teine - Official Music Video 2010

oh suga stopp iiit!

WeekendSpy Loves You!

SO FUK YEW!

Children Collide - Loveless

I want a 360 degree undercut.

Missy Elliott - Work It

I'm not sure whether I wanna stay at TelAmeriCorp or get a new job at Shunnings Warehouse.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Kelis - Caught Out There

AAAAAAARGGGHHH!!!

SO. MUCH. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The Hardest Thing" - Tyler Ward

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

FUK YEW!

Craig David - Insomnia

I can't sleep fuk dis.

DICK-SIANA-RY

A is for A-Milli: It's when you just got paid from the dole so you're super rich for a day then the weekend comes and you're a broke cunt again.
A is also for Anxiety Breathing. Usually happens because you realize you've just spent your dole money.


B is for- Borderline: It's the line that you don't cross coz you're an illegal immigrant into my personal space. Imma deport your ass nika!


C is for Cockblock: It's for when you stop me from getting laid by someone else who is potentially 200% better at sex than you ever will be coz you've got an erection problem!


D is for DIE!: This is what I wish you would do and what you should be doing...
D is also for Doughnuts.


E is for EeeeeeeeeEh! My Computer!: A piece of advanced technology that you can check your facebook and youtube videos on, but the only problem is that you have to hold the screen down so that it doesn't start to spaz out as if its about to beam me up scotty into space.


F is for FUK YEW!: just like saying FUCK YOU! but its way more insulting.


G is for Guh?!: When in doubt, just say this, and everything will make sense. (You have to lay your palms out on either side, like you're about to recieve important information that could dramatically change your insignificant life........)
G is also for General Nerd: It's a kind of nerd that was scarred for life coz they weren't nerdy enough to be a bullied nerd.
And its also for Geisha. (Memoirs of...)


H is for Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!: It's how alternative fashion people greet each other. 


I is for Icebox-Heart: It's colder than Antarctica. so cold it has lost all emotions and so it ends up going to undercut parties on k road where they huddle together shunning everybody. You could get one for cheap at Shunnings warehouse.


J is for Justin Beiber. Everything relates back to him. Are you a BELEIBER now?


K is for KA-CHING!: It's the sound of your eftpos card deducting the last of your 13 dollars and 40 cents.


L is for Left-Eye-Unicorn: Have left eye open. Animate right eye with hollagraphics so that it looks like its alternating between half-closed and fully-closed therefore making you look like you've just swallowed a box of woodys in one gulp.


M is for MAN-DA-FUK-UP!: Use whatever minuscule trace of testosterone left in your body to grow a pair of testicles so that you can deal with life.


N is for NEXT!: Or move bitch/get out the way!
N is also for Nek-minnit: It's when something was set to happen but all of a sudden your circumstances have changed. Can also be used to refer to the process of preparing 2 minute noodles.


O is for Oneh: It means you're lying/You're not being honest/You have some shady underground meth lab sweat factory business going on behind those hazel eyes.(Kelly Clarkson)/closed doors.


P is for Playa!: It's what YOU. are. NOT.


Q is for.................................. nuffing. there is no word in the dicksianary that starts with "Q". coz its not a real letter.


R is for Re-re-wind-whenthecrowdsaybo-selecta!: I don't even know what that means, but yeah, its part of the dicksianary.


S is for Sugababes!: It's a babe that's like a level up from just a general babe.
S is also for Siana!
S is also also for Sole!
S is also also also for SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYIT!


T is for Tah-rue!: Fo' Real!


U is for the best word in the dicksianary- UNDERCUT!


V is for very. very. very. bad girl gaga!


W is for Wing-Wah: it's when something goes wrong and you cry yourself a mother fuckin river.(justin timberlake)


X is for XOXOGOSSIPGIRL: its what undercut people use to sign legal documents.


Y is for YUH: Yes.


Z is for Zombify: This is what happens to you when you've been on a bender all night and the sun is rising on the horizon, the birds are chirping their merry lil jon tune and the cafes are making their first batch of coffee, but all you wanna do is hide in your tanuki's cave and wing-wah on the table.


And That's it. Currently working on Dick-siana-ry part 2.

THE SKINNY BOYS : JOCK BOX

you gotta be FRESH!

芦田愛菜【ステキな日曜日～】

I hate people who are so fuckin uppity!

THE GAME ONE NIGHT

fuck yourself floppy beeeeeeeeeeetttcccch

Amy Winehouse - Stronger Than Me

dont need no panadol for a hangover. have a tablet of manthefuckupandgetsomegameniggarapebitchrapetellmeimawhoreripmaweaveyoupussysheeeyyt

fuck yew

Lil Jon - Snap Yo Fingers

im hungover and all ive eaten is leftover pizza, a twix bar and coffee 2day







WHAT THE FUUCCCKKKK?!!!!! YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKIN AMBULANCE PUSSAY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Montell Jordan - This Is How We Do It

wtf??!!!!! i dont give a fuck about smoking weed. im not fuckin waaa about that.
I JUST FEEL GENERALLY (ISH) SHIT FROM THE WEEKEND THAT IS ALL. and il get over it but just goin with bein fake depressed hungover part 2 shit blah blah blah

Keith Sweat - Twisted (Video)

well i didnt even fuckin know sending a text like that or just being not a bitch to you would mean that im leading you along!!!!!!


yeah im sorry its always been always love or hate with girls ive been with


wtf?

Seven Days

one more blud.
craig david make dem well fit birds take out der masif nungas and chickenbreast feed you dea lovin mister lova lova mr bombastic mr fantasic mr rooooo roooooo mantic.
GET FUCKIN LAID BY A FINEASS AND FUCK OFF!

Craig David - Rendezvous

Im so totes total recall loving the craig david buzz. Craig has the answers to everything. eg: hope you out of yo fuckin fantasy land where one word means fucking marriage. nigga?! yo fo real?! nigga you needa rendenzvous to a fucking schooling class of get some MUDA FUKIN GAME FOOL AND LEARN TO READ THE LADIES LIKE CRAIG DAVID CAN. SHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAATTT BLLLRRRRRAAATT BLLLRRRAAAAATTT. thats my gun of frustration and sympathy (cos youre a pussy) shootin at you gertrude. yeah thats right i said gertrude, one of my top insulting names on my list i keep in ma back pocket with alanis morrisettes peace sign. this is all coming out of love by the way.



and fuck yew.

Adele - Chasing Pavements

*breath of fresh air noise* its good to have some time apart. Makes me remember how much I fuckin hate your motherland or should i say motherfuckinshitbitchslapyofacewithametrelongfichthathasbeenindamarketforalongtimeniggaSMELLDATSHIT land. go gimme some chips and pete doherty and people that go "am i bovered?", "bruv you a batty man" and dih dih dih dih din din din din din din din dih din din din din din... (east enders theme song, ek setera.

Fill Me In

sooooo
whats new
whats the goss
who's kissing who?

"black to me is uh relentless... black has no excuses, it just keeps coming at you..."

SKIP AD IN 5 4 3 2 1... FUCKING SKIP AD! SKIP IT NOW FUCK! OMG SO MUCH RAGE! lord help me if i dont smoke this joint right now, i'm gonna place crushed pieces of glass in Richie Mccaw's weet-bix so that he can learn to shut the fuck up! just coz you won the cup doesnt give you the right to impose your retarded voice on my delicate ears everytime i play a youtube video! you sound like a mongoloid on steroids & only people in the ghetto wear adidas! i dont give a diarrhea if everyone's standing in black! i wanna watch balkan music videos- it has nothing to do with rugby OR your speech impediment! Now get off my internet!

Pretty Ricky - Grind With Me (music video)

yeh somebody needa get stoned with me....

Jessica Simpson - A Public Affair

this is about as public as your affairs are going to be.
no one fuckin cares!

Cheryl Cole - Fight For This Love

WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA?!?

Wanna go cunt?!

Women Lie, Men Lie - Lil Wayne & Yo Gotti

women lie

men lie

YOU LIE!

Cherish - Unappreciated

FUCK YEW.
I THOUGHT WE WERE LIKE BFF AND I WAS LIKE INVITED TO YOUR ONEHST BIRTHDAY PARTY WHICH YOU SAID WAS ON FRIDAY WHEN YOUR REAL BIRTHDAY FOR YOUR REAL CLOSE FRIENDS IS ON THURSDAY!
BUT WHATEVER.
FUCK YEW.
FUCK YEW AND FUCK YEW TOO!

Mario - How Do I Breathe

ill just smell it and ill be full.

P!nk - Just Like A Pill

DUDE

I LIKE DON'T FEED MY BESTFRIEND DRUGS LIKE YOU ACCUSE ME OKAY
SHE WAS JUST HUNGOVER AND STUFF
ITS NOT ABOUT THE SESSION IT WAS ABOUT THE WHOLE WEEKEND IN GENERAL NERD.

Natalie Imbruglia - Wrong Impression ( Official Video )

it was my stupid hopes because you text me monday night i thought maybe shit had changed im sorry

Delta Goodrem - Lost Without You

i tried to watch amelie but im too sleepy.
i think its the combination of red wine, pasta, tuna, crackers and blogging.

also im lost in a daze of technological advancement i have to put up with yous cunts through gmail and facebook and vent my frustrations out on blogspot.cunt

gawd.

id be pretty lost without this blog.
its my replacement aa support group for when i get so frigging annoyed at your faggotry.
yuh thanks.

Justin Bieber - Never Let You Go

so you said that peodaphile beiber69 was arrested? . . so hes not in YOUR LIVING ROOM?! ON YOUR COMPUTER?!!

i cant remember quote. you know whos shit at quoting? YOU

please let go and smoke some more weed that you pay taxes for from stingy general asian nerds.

Culture Club - Karma Chameleon

so like im at the bus stop and im not a chamillionaire chamellion anymore in the central areeyuh waaaaa and the rain is still flowing like my tears of pain, not the house of pain but the MANSION/COMPLEX APARTMENTS OF PAIN! waaaaaaaaahhhhh.
this is all your fault



fuck yew il make it through the rain with my obikwa wine

Just So You Know

while you cry in your clean room i will cry knowing youre still alive in it and mentally mess it up with my hatred power. oh who messed up my clothes all over my floor



OH OH MYYYYYYY MIIIINNDDDD MUDA FUCKA I GOT HATE NIGGA GET SOME. YEAH GET CRUNK OHHHHKKKAAAAAYYYYY

xx

Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You

besides you and my other stalker we hate the rain too. make me so shit feeling you make me go back in cher's time machine and fuckin reminis on the internet about the glory days before you turned up and make me get back into the tin foil cup made you for the two minute noodles





fuck yew

Mariah Carey - Obsessed

duuude you are too intense. il mix your feelings in my casserole dish and make meatloaf with it. dont cry

Omarion - Ice Box

dont say sorry to me say sorry to suga

Destiny's Child - Bills, Bills, Bills

i am an independent woman who take drugs if i want. oh oh whats that? you care? oh oh no you dont. oh oh wheres that flat peak authentic cap to insert up yo ass? oh oh its at footlocker, can i owe you 40 for it? i dont get paid yet.

N Sync - Tearin' Up My Heart

im the worst blogger everrrrrrrrr! anyway fuck yew make me fuckin walk in the rain and nek minnut me you bitchcuntfuck, im a precious vessel that isnt no fucking 2minute maggi nek minnut nek minnur noodles that you can just nuke in the microwave with tin foil so it blows up and ripsss my spirit apart IN TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Huey - Pop, Lock & Drop It

hiiiiii...
best blog everrr!

basically we made this blog coz like this guy we know is a general nerd not a bullied nerd and he's scarred for life and its affecting our relationship and friendship and (actually its not even a ship like a pirate ship) but anyway he needs to know that a sess means for free and we're not stingy chinese so we're not gonna charge you GST.
there's no AA support groups to go to vent this anger and frustration i have inside of my icebox heart for the way you move i like the way outkast YOU ARE AN OUTKAST

we sound like we're bullies but actually we are the victims in the situation you have no idea how hard it is like seriously frosties wheatbix cereal? stoppp ittt.....

shiyyet...

and like one more thang.

FUK YEW! ALL KAPS! UP IN YO ASS! YOU KNOW THOSE AUTHENTIC FLAT PIG HATS AND YOU KEEP THE STICKER ON FOR LIKE HOLIDAY THAT'S WHATS GONNA BE INSERTED IN YOUR ORIFICE YOU KNOW ANAL-VISION I MEAN ANALVERSION SO KEEP IT TO JUST ANAL VERSION WELL NO KEEP THE ANAL VISION GO BACK NOOOO!

NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH N AH PUT GLASSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AFTER VISION...

NANANANANNANA AUMMMMMM

JUST

FUK YEW!

Tamia - So Into You (1998)

try raping me when i'm sober...................... it ain't gonna happen BIYETCH!

Michelle Branch - "All You Wanted"

you think i'm too good of a guy. i can't really get around that either........

Usher - Confessions Part II

Its homo fucker cuntness how sometimes i feel i have to tip toe around you as in not offend or hurt you with being just the way i am and probably always will be which is siana who makes mistakes on a fuckin daily basis and just does what she feels like and appreciates whatever random shit life throws at her blah blah ghuuuurrrr.

You're The Inspiration - Peter Cetera feat. Az Yet

people like you really inspire me to do amazing things like this diary based on my confessions and pure hatred for you................

xx

Eve 6 - Think Twice

auh were you in the bathroom with those two as well? "anxiety breathing"""
auh
ok that's good.
coz like i got my friend to knock bang on the door........./...

No Booty Calls

im just tryin' ta think...
and also say that's not happening!

When You're Gone

i knew it was gonna b bad 4 u to smoke weed cause it was really intense for me and i smoke way more than u