DICK-SIANA-RY

A is for A-Milli: It's when you just got paid from the dole so you're super rich for a day then the weekend comes and you're a broke cunt again.
A is also for Anxiety Breathing. Usually happens because you realize you've just spent your dole money.


B is for- Borderline: It's the line that you don't cross coz you're an illegal immigrant into my personal space. Imma deport your ass nika!


C is for Cockblock: It's for when you stop me from getting laid by someone else who is potentially 200% better at sex than you ever will be coz you've got an erection problem!


D is for DIE!: This is what I wish you would do and what you should be doing...
D is also for Doughnuts.


E is for EeeeeeeeeEh! My Computer!: A piece of advanced technology that you can check your facebook and youtube videos on, but the only problem is that you have to hold the screen down so that it doesn't start to spaz out as if its about to beam me up scotty into space.


F is for FUK YEW!: just like saying FUCK YOU! but its way more insulting.


G is for Guh?!: When in doubt, just say this, and everything will make sense. (You have to lay your palms out on either side, like you're about to recieve important information that could dramatically change your insignificant life........)
G is also for General Nerd: It's a kind of nerd that was scarred for life coz they weren't nerdy enough to be a bullied nerd.
And its also for Geisha. (Memoirs of...)


H is for Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!: It's how alternative fashion people greet each other. 


I is for Icebox-Heart: It's colder than Antarctica. so cold it has lost all emotions and so it ends up going to undercut parties on k road where they huddle together shunning everybody. You could get one for cheap at Shunnings warehouse.


J is for Justin Beiber. Everything relates back to him. Are you a BELEIBER now?


K is for KA-CHING!: It's the sound of your eftpos card deducting the last of your 13 dollars and 40 cents.


L is for Left-Eye-Unicorn: Have left eye open. Animate right eye with hollagraphics so that it looks like its alternating between half-closed and fully-closed therefore making you look like you've just swallowed a box of woodys in one gulp.


M is for MAN-DA-FUK-UP!: Use whatever minuscule trace of testosterone left in your body to grow a pair of testicles so that you can deal with life.


N is for NEXT!: Or move bitch/get out the way!
N is also for Nek-minnit: It's when something was set to happen but all of a sudden your circumstances have changed. Can also be used to refer to the process of preparing 2 minute noodles.


O is for Oneh: It means you're lying/You're not being honest/You have some shady underground meth lab sweat factory business going on behind those hazel eyes.(Kelly Clarkson)/closed doors.


P is for Playa!: It's what YOU. are. NOT.


Q is for.................................. nuffing. there is no word in the dicksianary that starts with "Q". coz its not a real letter.


R is for Re-re-wind-whenthecrowdsaybo-selecta!: I don't even know what that means, but yeah, its part of the dicksianary.


S is for Sugababes!: It's a babe that's like a level up from just a general babe.
S is also for Siana!
S is also also for Sole!
S is also also also for SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYIT!


T is for Tah-rue!: Fo' Real!


U is for the best word in the dicksianary- UNDERCUT!


V is for very. very. very. bad girl gaga!


W is for Wing-Wah: it's when something goes wrong and you cry yourself a mother fuckin river.(justin timberlake)


X is for XOXOGOSSIPGIRL: its what undercut people use to sign legal documents.


Y is for YUH: Yes.


Z is for Zombify: This is what happens to you when you've been on a bender all night and the sun is rising on the horizon, the birds are chirping their merry lil jon tune and the cafes are making their first batch of coffee, but all you wanna do is hide in your tanuki's cave and wing-wah on the table.


And That's it. Currently working on Dick-siana-ry part 2.