Sniffing the kind of doughnuts that make you lose 5 kgs instantly and then being all hungover depressed and wah (HDW Syndrome) right on christmas eve but still managing to be there for family to do midnight mass caroleings because that's what the spirit of christmas is all about! awwww do you need a handkerchief with that? and then the added bonus fly-buy points of having your phone dead from being such a geisha that loses their memoirs of their night and cant for the life of me figure out how the heck i managed to spend so much money in a span of few hours and when you finally charge it and you turn it on, a slew of messages from people that usually nek minnit you suddenly text you making your phone vibrate as if you bought it from the adult shop instead of harvey norman like normal people with normal phones that vibrate normally not for like 10 minutes non-stop that you think your phone is gonna have a stroke, because they feel compelled to keep in good standing with one and all of humanity so that they can booking reserve their ticket to heaven so that when they do the massive mission walk up the stairway to heaven, st peter waiting at the gate can't be like "oah oah oah oah oah santa said you weren't good this christmas so we can't let you in coz you're not undercut enough."
then you'd be like "no let me in bitch ill shave my head 360 degrees right now!"
nah-uh! doesn't work that way!
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